Dear Blue Fairy..Can you make me real??

 DO NOT READ THIS BLOG IF YOU ARE OFFENDED AT PARTIAL NUDITY AND REVEALING PHOTOS OF WOMEN OF EVERY SHAPE AND SIZE.







So, I am sitting in Ringo's, a little hole in the wall  burger place and bar, and I over hear a couple of guys discussing the ladies sitting at the bar.  They seemed to agree that the cute little 21 year old who was probably a size 6 in the jeans and a 34 D  up top.  I over heard a comment "yeah nice and curvy...a "real" woman!  They all decided she was a "9". Now don't think I am just being jealous.  I thought she was pretty too.  And  as far as the skin tight "skinny jeans" and the  tight tank top...I say "If you  can pull the look off and you are comfy  --if you are happy wearing it by all means go ahead!  Now the men also spoke about this girl's companion. This lady was a tad bit chubbier than her friend, but she had lovely skin and hair to die for! In fact, if I had my embroidery scissors I prolly would have had the hankering to cut that and go get a wig made!  But they all agreed that this gal was "ok" but not as nice as the first gal. Then there was the third gal. This young lady was super skinny, kinda boney skinny.She had maybe a -A cup...do they come that small?  She had short hair and didn't look sickly she was just one of those ladies  who just don't have Angelina Jolee curves.  I got to thinking about how on FB I often seen people posting comments about if someone says they love you they should take you as you are.  And that just because I am over weight or have gray hair yadda yadda does not mean I am not beautiful in my own way.  It got me to thinking.  So a real woman has fairly big boobs, a thin waist line, slightly bigger hips and a nice tight butt...so what about  women with small breasts and narrow hips are considered “fake women”?  Is this like telling the difference between a real Louis Vouitton purse and a knockoff?  Who comes up with this shit? What is the definitive criteria for being considered a real woman?  How many curves are required?  Is there a minimum and/or maximum measurement of these curves that are considered requisite to being categorized as a real woman?  Are there certain areas where curves must be present and other areas where the curves are irrelevant?  Is it okay if one has narrow hips but has big boobs or big hips and no boobs?  Must you have  both?  If a flat chested, narrow hipped woman purchases boob and butt implants, does she get promoted to “real” status? What about athletic woman, like runners or swimmers?  They are typically very lean, does that make them fake?
I have some images that I need categorized; are these women real or fake:

Ok This bitch has some major curves. Is she a "real woman", even though these curves are after market upgrades?

I assume this woman falls under the "real woman" umbrella?

This woman is a cancer survivor who underwent a double mastectomy. According to the rules of what constitutes a "real woman". she is fake. Right? ( I made Janey's photo larger because quite frankly she is my hero  more blogs about her later!)

Dara Torres is a world class athlete but the saying isn't "real women have discipline and great eating and exercise habits" is it?

Real woman?

Women with untreated psychological disorders are not real?

If these are all "real women", the expression should be "real women have curves and a greater risk of heart disease and diabetes".

I am  5 feet 2 inches tall.  At my last doctor appointment I came in at 180 pounds and a size 14. (Down from 225 last December with a size 22)   I have curves to spare.  My boobs are comically large and my stomach is huge and my ass is catching up to my front.  I have many scars from various surgeries and  one bad marriage,   I just didn’t think that my measurements were the defining characteristic of  “real” womanhood.  I thought it was a vagina.  Do very thin, narrow hipped, flat chested women not have vaginas?  Does it turn into a penis or close up and become smooth, like a barbie?  Although, barbie’s actual measurements would have made her very top heavy, with a small waist and large hips, so she would have been “real” by the curves rule of thumb. I have been chunky from the time I hit puberty , but even  when I was really thin and had almost no curves, I always had my vagina.  I  think it is pretty pathetic that in this day and age, so many people (and trust me it is not  just the men, women do it to!) over look a woman's intelligence, kindness, courage, mental strength, and ability to love ..nope it seems to have nothing to do with those attributes.  Simply bra size and curves...I think that we women need to join together and change this definition.  Now, I can get behind changing the rules to “real women have vaginas”.  Let’s make it official and get t-shirts.